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Contrary to public opinion, Kenyatta National Hospital is a very clean, very well run, very well manned (emphasis on the manned) hospital. More importantly, it has very handsome doctors.
I’m sitting at the Ear, Nose and Throat (ENT) section on the first floor, waiting to meet a particularly beguiling throat specialist. He does not have a ring on his finger, so i am sure i will be successful.
For other ladies that would be interested to try this strategy to get a spouse, you could break your leg, drive your car into a tree or burn yourself beyond recognition (at which point you will be admitted into orthopedics, casualty or burns units respectively, which have their share of handsome doctors). At a more extreme end you could also kill yourself, but that will mean you will not be able to evaluate how handsome the doctors in the mortuary section are.
I would give you the secret of how to get your throat swollen so that you can see the ENT doctor too, but i know that some of you ladies will use it to come and give me competition here. So, kindly use these other tips given above for now.
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