1. I’m generous between the she''ets
A man will always try to convince a woman how understanding they are when having s3'x. He will tell you he is too considerate not to hu'rt, his game is on top of the world and that is why he tops the charts (read Bro Ocholla’s famous Whatsapp message) and of course he will tell he means good for you. In short, he will always try to take the persuasive tact to win your heart to open the c00'kie jar for him.
2. I have not sl3'pt with many ladies
No man will ever tell you he sl3'pt with Gloria, Julian, Laura, Lora, Rachel, Mercy, Rita, Natasha and/or Chelsea. Instead, he will make it clear that he only dated Rita but they broke up after realizing she was a cheat. After all you wouldn’t want to hear all those ladies being mentioned.
3. My ex cheated on me
If you expect Albert to tell you that he was dumped by Gloria because he was found cheating you are in for a rude shock. It is like planting salt and expecting to harvest when the season is ripe. Very few men admit that they were dumped because they were found cheating. Otherwise, majority of them almost always accuse their ex-girlfriends of being unfaithful and pr0'miscuous. A man must defend his territories well if he wants to harvest enough honey.
4. I am allergic to c0'nd0ms
Everything kept constant, most men prefer it r@'w. In fact, almost every man likes it r@'w. This is debatable though. An honest brother will tell you that it sucks big when you buy a sweet and try to eat it and its wrapping. For those who don’t mind about getting STDs, HIV and impregnating ladies carelessly they will always lie that they are allergic to pro'tection. Few men are genuine on this.
5. This has never happened to me before
It is a common phrase a man uses in two different occasions. It could be when something embarrassing has happened to him or when he wants to lie to you that you are the first person to take him to Bro Ocholla’s famous cl0'ud nine. Men always try to defend themselves when they realize they have not lived up to a woman’s expectations in b3'd. They will defend themselves by arguing that it is the first time the embarrassment is befalling them. They will also say this when they want to make you feel important even though they know you aren’t that important.
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