MEN: HERE ARE THE 7 MAIN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DATE A KENYAN BARMAID! #N0. 6 IS JUST DISGUSTING

If we are going to be real, we are also going to accept that most barmaids are h0t. They have unbelievable b0dies that ooze s3'x all the way. A mere glance at them can even lead to the Pope denouncing his celib@cy vows. Thirsting over them can make you ‘release’ the missile even before seeing the target. But as they say, things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream..

Here are reasons why you should never date a barmaid.

1. They are super cheaters
Barmaids also happen to be good playeresses. I coined that word up but it still makes sense. These women are experts at programming m3n and swallow them whole – dinosaur style. She knows which man to deal with at what time. Barmaids get hit on by about 50 guys every day and out of these, she will ‘ingia box’ for around 5 to 10 of them depending on her elastic limit.

The successful guys are mostly the ones that give fat tips. She thus has to schedule sh@g mates on a daily basis. What’s worse is that you can’t have the right to get mad at her when she’s talking to a guy because she’ll say he’s just a customer.

It’ll be interesting to note that most barmaids have kids from more than one man. They go into the booze business to look for means of supporting their armies of children. These kids are mostly hidden and you;ll only realize she had another child when she’s already pregnant with your baby
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