You can sh@g a barmaid for 10 hours straight and she’ll still want ‘lung'ula saucer’. This is the extra s3'x after you are both very tired.
To them, anytime is sh@gg!ng time. If you marry a barmaid, be ready to share her with the whole estate or village.
5. They drink like fish
Barmaids are connoisseurs at downing pints. They ask for whisky in the morning like Maina Kageni. When she realizes you are conservative with your money, she will try to extract as much free beer from you as possible. It’s no secret that guys who are mean with their money are usually generous at buying beer.
6. Barmaids get sh@gged in the loo
Because a good number of them are too busy at work, they don’t get enough time to get s3rviced. So the only option they have been left with is engaging in qu!ck!es from the loos where the lungula lasts less than a jogoo on top of a hen .
7. Their pun@n!s are very dry
Most of these barmaids have been over-p3netr@ted. Their v@g!nal linings don’t even have any soup left in them because they have been over-pump3d by hundreds of team mafisi enthusiasts whom they meet every single night..
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Barmaids are connoisseurs at downing pints. They ask for whisky in the morning like Maina Kageni. When she realizes you are conservative with your money, she will try to extract as much free beer from you as possible. It’s no secret that guys who are mean with their money are usually generous at buying beer.
6. Barmaids get sh@gged in the loo
Because a good number of them are too busy at work, they don’t get enough time to get s3rviced. So the only option they have been left with is engaging in qu!ck!es from the loos where the lungula lasts less than a jogoo on top of a hen .
7. Their pun@n!s are very dry
Most of these barmaids have been over-p3netr@ted. Their v@g!nal linings don’t even have any soup left in them because they have been over-pump3d by hundreds of team mafisi enthusiasts whom they meet every single night..
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