8. The Crazy R!der
We also have the type of chick that insists on getting on t0p and r!ding you but you can’t help but stare at the ceiling as she t0rtur3s your p3nis with her boring movements. She is obsessed with control and believes she is the best c0'ck-rider in the whole of East Africa. However, she couldn’t ride good d!ck even it came with a seat belt.
She has no rhythm, she gives your d!ck no friction, and she’s all over the place like a duck on mud. When she’s on top you just bear with it, until you can turn her over, pump her and finish.
9. The Broadcaster
She may milk you seriously in b3d but she won’t let what the two of you did to remain private. All her friends and family will know about it. The whole estate will know you b@nged her. She’s the type of chick that could have made a great journalist but she chose to be a model instead because her friends lied to her that she was pretty. Poor soul.
10. Miss. Selfish
This type of chick thinks sh@gging is all about her pleasure. She is the epitome of bad b3droom experiences. She will get hers and leave you hanging like a wet rag. Guys are guilty of this behavior sometimes. But I think it’s even worse when a woman does it, because men are easy to please. I once sl3pt with a chick from Rongai that I made c*m thrice and she uttered words from her mouth that I remember to this day, “Mi Nimetosheka…..I’m done” Done doing what? “I’m done, I didn’t know you would last so long?” She added.
I almost snapped, but I played it cool and did what any man would do. I said, “Can you at least finish with a bl0wj0b” She said, “No, I’m sorry. I’m finished, I thought you would c*m from my p*$$y”- I was floored. She told me to call her again, needless to say I deleted her number as soon as I closed the door.
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