4. The ‘Actress”
You can tell that all her m0@ns and movements are fake and calculated. She assumes that when it’s all over Chris Rock is going to be waiting outside with an Oscar for her award-winning performance. Shut up girl. Focus on the actual act, not the noise.
5. The Chick That Wants You To D0 Her In Her @$$
I have no respect for girls who offer their @$$ yet they barely know you. I believe it’s only okay to b@ng in the @$$ if the two of you have known each other for a while. But occasionally, you will meet this fr3aky chick who doesn’t want you to p3netr@te her v@g!n@lly, all she ever wants is for you to go in through her p00p hole. Such is a dangerous wh*re who has had a platoon of peckers up her b*ngh0le. .
6. The Unsettled Chick
Every time you str0ke she moves from one point to the other. Unless you tie her, she will really frustrate you. If you str0ke from the back she slides down into the bed. If you do it from the front she puts her hand on your stomach to stop you from going deep, even when she rides she scoots 2 inches away from wherever she needs to be. She’s so frustrating that you end up feeling like a doctor who wants to give a kid an injection.
7. The Vampire
The Vampire is every man’s worst nightmare. She’s really not good at giving bl*wj0bs , but she thinks she is. That’s because she keeps b!ting. So while she’s bobbing and licking, you can feel every tooth in her mouth- canines, molars, even old fillings piercing your precious shuma. She will have you cringing, but scared to tell her about those teeth. Why? Because soon as you do, she will get angry and won’t want to give 0r@l anymore.
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