T.D Jakes in Minnesota and she will believe you! Or tell her you are a son to a Bishop hence you intend to become a priest. Add that she is the one you saw in your dream after an angel appeared to you.
Better yet, tell her she has a voice beautiful enough to make her the next Christina Shusho. You will be swimming in her YOYO, probably in a Proboz on a kesha night..
5. THE ‘BRAINWASHED BY SOAPS’ GIRLS:
Just vibe her in fluent English, show that you are a focused and romantic man. Practice that bedroom style she only sees in the ‘Single Ladies’ TV series then call her your butter and honey, Take her on movie and lunch dates and in 9 months you will be having triplets.
6. THE MBOCHES:
You vibe her in her mother tongue, buy her cheap perfume from hawkers, continue vibing her in her mother tongue, take her out on Sunday to a Church when the ‘mama wa nyumba’ has given her an off. Make her take ushamba pictures at KICC and she will let you taste her places.
7.THE ‘HUNGRY FOR LIFE’ GIRLS:
Promise her you’ll take her on a romantic trip to the coast, invest in her boutique business but just be cautious enough to avoid lengthy explanations because she will comprehend in just a blink of an eye and see through your lies. Just touch on bossy issues and you’ll be touring her hidden territories a.s.a.p.
8. THE ‘TEAM THIRSTY’ GIRLS:
Vibe her in English, she’ll pretend she’s not interested, vibe her in Sheng, she will pretend she didn’t hear but just talk dirty to her and place your hand on hers and she will begin saying ’yes yes’ as she leads your hands too her places.
9. THE ‘GUZZLER’:
She pretends to drink like a connoisseur but she guzzles down several liters of beer. Alcohol is her fuel. She’s always at clubs and attends all events, with some guy’s money of course. Just buy her beer and tell her how beautiful she is then she’ll let you tell her more about it in bed.
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