1. The ‘Bubu’
With this one, you feel like you are b@nging a tree. She’s one of the worst you will ever sl33p with because you have no idea whether she’s enj0oying it or nah. Like if you weren’t ins!de her, you wouldn’t even know she’s in the room. Her m0@n level is library. She is so silent that you have to check her pulse before you c*m to make sure she is still alive.
. The ‘Kalahari Desert’
Her pun@n! is drier than Nothern Kenya. In fact, it’s so dry that cactus can grow on it instead of pub!c hair. I do understand that it’s usually up to the guy to turn a lady on and get her channels flooding, but this chick’s n*nu just doesn’t get lubr!c@ted enough no matter what you do. You feel like you are rubbing your m@nh00d against sand paper. Oh dear. You probably have to pour a hundred liters of crude oil in there for it to get wet.
3. The Negotiator
This woman just can’t do anything without you negotiating with her first and setting up terms and conditions. She’ll issue with ultimatums such as “We are only doing this for 10 minutes sawa?” or “I’ll only s*ck your ‘D’ if you l!ck my p*ssy sawa?” I used to think that only teenage chicks do this but was surprised to find out that a number of grown women do so too . Guys, if you’re ever in this situation just hand the lady her damn clothes and show her the door.
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