I’ve never known a man walk out of a relationship with a Luo chick — no matter how brief, torturous, or complicated it was — and say that he regretted it. Of course Luo women love drama. If you can’t handle drama, you cant handle Luo women. other than that, there are so many great things about them. Here is what I love about Luo women.
They are always ready for m@ke-up s£x after an argument.
It’s like Luo women argue in order to have s£x. It’s like that’s their way of initiating explosive l0vem@king. Sure you can piss off a Luo girl if you muck around, but she’ll be a lot less resentful than girls from other communities. When she’s busy yelling, you just have to plant a k!ss in her mouth or touch her br3@sts and walaaaaa.,,,,, Her pants will be down quicker than the amount of time a Luhya man takes to slit a chicken’s throat.
A Luo girl will also forgive you for anything. Oh you b@nged her best friend? All you have to do is apologize and she’ll cleanse your c0'ck with her mouth. She will give you mind blowing lungula experiences which are designed to comfortably lodge themselves in the crevices of your brain until the end of time. And that’s good because……..
Lungula is important…..
For some communities, as h0t as their women are, s£x with them is often uneventful. It seems like more of a progessionary duty than something they enjoy from deep within. Luo girls are very very different. They absolutely l0ve to be sh@gged hard. . They are passionate beyond what you can imagine, and I will go so far as to say they exceed the sensuality of Kamba girls — once behind closed doors.
They will go from being the quietest girl you met on the street or bar, to the girl begging you to p3netr@te her in several different positions as she screams “Kanyo kanyo yaye……kiki we!” (apo apo usiwache!)
Also, it could have just been the luck of the draw for me, but over 90% of them have visually perfect pun@n!. You won’t see an errant or hanging l@b!a in sight.
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